I'm not sure exactly what bothers me more- this disaster foo-foo of a dress, or her long witch hair extensions. In theory, this dress sounds quite nice, maybe even fantasy-like, due to the layered petal skirt nature and lush sheer material of the fabric, but the execution makes it look like a 6th grade Home-Ec project. I'm pretty sure my grandmother still owns that exact same floral print from the 60's, and even she wouldn't wear it anymore. The icing on the cake? The shiny mesh fabric used for the top bodice, which makes her look as if she is ready to go ice skating or do gymnastics.
The hair is awkwardly done, considering that it seems as if her hair stylist was bi-polar that day. He probably blow dried the top part wanting to make it wavy, and then changed his mind last minute when adding straight hair extensions in. The extensions are also far too long, creating the mermaid effect where the hair covers the breasts, and does not do much for the dress either. Not much consistency, resulting in utter failure, but complete success in perfecting Halloween hairstyles.
Moral of the story, we all know that you, Lauren, are only famous for your reality show, "The Hills" on MTV, so quit trying to get your fans to take you seriously as a fashion designer. Judging the aptitude of your clothing production and designing, we suggest that you stick to acting.
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