Monday, June 1, 2009

Jessica Simpson Orange Beachy Dress

It is a common trend for celebrities to dress up in their finest attire and dine in at some overly-priced celebrity based restaurant. Take this instance with Jessica Simpson on a dinner date with her boyfriend, quarterback Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys:

Dragged out the hunky football player boyfriend. Check!
At Eva Longoria's expensive Mexican cuisine restaurant, Beso. Check!
Fine attire for the night out. Fail.

When you're going out to one of these commonly photographed and paparazzi filled places, it is common knowledge that you want to look your best since you will probably have a photograph of you taken, which will be shown world wide over the internet. Jessica Simpson seems to have forgotten that. It also seems that she has forgotten that she is going out to eat, not going to the beach. I don't know what it is that perplexes her into thinking that oversized floral Hawaiian print mu mu dresses are okay to wear beyond the sun and the sand. The bright orange hue screams attention, however, the expression on her face suggests otherwise. And as if you hadn't quite noticed this ostentatious color, she pairs it with her bright orange lipstick, just in case you forgot that she needs your attention.

Boyfriend Tony puts on his best face, and dresses completely scrub-like, in an extremely casual tee, jeans and sneakers ensemble. I guess outlandish orange costume + homeless person wear = the perfect balance of extremes.

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