Lady GaGa Ridiculous Lace-Up Boots, and Hat, and Make-Up, and Pants (or lack thereof)

With the explosion of Lady GaGa's new found fame, you would think that she would be able to afford some decent pants by now, but this does not seem to be the case. In fact, her new status as Pop Princess, has only made her seem to dislike pants even more. I know she is an artist and likes to "experiment" with fashion, but sometimes enough is enough, and the line between ridiculousness and insane-asylum gets blurred. Lady GaGa falls in the latter. She can't come to terms with putting on more clothes than her underwear. It seems as if she woke up one morning and decided that she wasn't going to put on anymore pants for the rest of her life. Perhaps she got too lazy? Maybe she rolled out of bed and was in horror of all the clothes that she would have to put on and so she decided that the only thing she was going to wear were the undies she already had on. For going out late at night though, she was able to get her lady-in-waiting to lace up all the trillions of holes in her boots for her. I don't know if her boots were supposed to be replace her pants, and hopefully keep her warm in the cold rainy weather, but something tells me that this is a fail.

I haven't even begun to scratch the surface of the top half of her outfit, but the combination of stripper bra, blazer leotard and obi kimono belt, does not neccessarily cry out human decency. Wearing her oversized sunglasses at night has somewhat become her signature, so I will let that one slide, but the black lipstick in the traditional Japanese dot-on-the-lips way does not do her anymore favors. Looks like she is about to fall and maybe her hat will fall off too, which would actually improve her outfit.